Tuesday, November 4, 2008

F your I: This is still a gossip blog.

(For those of you who were offended by the title, it's the same thing as FYI, I just didn't abbreviate the Y.
Jeez, what did YOU think it was?)
So anyway, I forgot this was a gossip blog last post and whined about my stupid musical woes. So yeah, I'm going to talk about the other people who are in play.
Wendy will be played by Madeline and Emma.
I guess I can't complain because they're my friends.
Plus don't you also kind of have to be nice to play Wendy? It doesn't really work out if Wendy's a sarcastic, cynical whiner like some people who might have wanted that part.
So alright.
WHATEVURR.
I'm not crying.
I HAVE ALLERGIES!
MY NOSE IS SNIFFLING FROM THE POLLEN!
No, actually I'm not crying. I was considering it, but then I decided that it wouldn't even matter because no one is here to watch me and feel bad for me, which is the main point in crying. Maybe I'll punch something later.
Andrew will make a fabulous John. I don't know where Kim fits in there, but whatever, at least her character is important. I mean, on the site, they're like everyone's part is important, but I'm like, NO IT'S NOT?!?!!!!? Um, no one will care if Nibs decides to take a rain check, but if Peter Pan doesn't show up for his own flipping musical it's like, WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?!?!?!? THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE PLAY DECIDED TO NOT SHOW UP?!?! Oh, and what's that? Nibs isn't here either?
"Why do you think I care?
"It's not like anyone except Nibs's parents will care if they don't show up.
"Stop telling me this insignificant crap! PETER PAN IS NOT HERE!"
Okay, fine. I'm wallowing in self pity again. Step five, moving on.
So yeah, Alison is going to be Peter Pan. Big shocker there. The amazing actress/singer is going to be the lead!
Gasp!
And so is Bella... I dunno how she acts. I guess she acts well.
Unlike SOME people.
Step five step five step five.
I CAN'T DO THIS ANY MORE! IT'S DEPRESSING!
You want some gossip? Well, um... Chris the new kid asked Selena out and she said yes then she said no then she said maybe and as her best friend I'm pretty sure the answer is actually going to end up to be no.
If it turns out to be yes, it's just because having someone liking you is flattering for a girl and so she will blind herself to all his imperfections and go out with him.
Chris, if you ever read this, just use the five steps.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey sof...
i forgot my blogspot password and stuff so until i remember it...
but the queen of sarcasm is BACK!!!
ALL HAIL SOFI SEZ!!
this is dixie by the way, just so u don't think some creepy stalker is, well, stalking u...

Selena said...

how do you subscribe to blogs? it's LenaLena by the way. I love your blog because it's obviously the most hilarious blog ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!