Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Yes, I'm back. Sadly.

I am no longer in the joyous, happy, gossipful world of last year. And yes, it's November, and it's been a while since I've updated, but SUCK IT UP.
I don't have enough self-discipline for this.
But why start writing again, you ask? I must have had a biiiiig event push me over the edge, right? Well, yeah! I did!
It's called: the. school. musical. peter. pan.
First of all, let me just set aside a paragraph for me to say yuuuuckblllarrrghblaaahhhhbluuhhh!
YUUUUUCKBLLLARGHBLAAAHHHHBLUUHHH!
That pretty sums up my emotions right now.
But why not use a prettier word, like splendiferous or wonderdiddlydumplingful?
Because that's not how I'm feeling.
Well, yeah, you've probably guessed, I tried out for a part which I did not get. It was Captain Hook. Well, I mean, YES, I'm female, and that might hold me back a little (even in a very rich, well-developed country, sexism is a BIG ol' issue), but COME ON!!!!!! Everybody knows that being Captain Hook would make me happy and I wouldn't insult so many people and then the world would be a better place!
But SOMEONE thought that it would be better to base the cast list on TALENT (blugh) and so I'm stuck with the character: Nibs.
Nibs.
Yeah, Nibs.








Are you getting this, or should I say Nibs again?
Nibs.
NIBS NIBS NIBS NIBS NIBS NIBS NIBS NIBS!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, you're probably thinking, what the bunny plop is a nib?
EXACTLY!
It sounds like it's a weird candy snack shaped like a reproductive organ! I mean, can't you imagine like two stupid teenage boys being like, "Hey, dude, I bought some nibs! Oh, close the door so that your mom won't see!"
:(
Yeah, well, apparently it's a lost boy.
... If it turns out to be that fat lost boy in the bear suit who carries a club around, I'm going to be very insulted!
... Maybe, I'm just not a good actor.
The truth hurts.
Let's take five steps:
1.) Denial.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2.) Questioning.
WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????
3.) Mourning.
NIIIIIIIIIIIBS SAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!
4.) Acceptance.
WELL FINE! WHATEVER! GOOD! I DON'T CARE! I DIDN'T WANT THAT STUPID PART ANYWAY! IT'S YOURS! TAKE IT! I DON'T WANT IT! FINE! GOOD!
5.) Moving on.
THIS POST IS OVER!

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